I'm Eevee, an 11× programmer and best Pokémon of all time, and this is my amazing personal website.
I like to make things: code, words, art, games. I hope you'll enjoy some of them!
detailed, thoughtful prose about why computers are the worst
updates on cool things i make
why limit yourself when you can have it all
fascinating but true facts about yours truly
artisanal hand-crafted bits and bytes
i get so much spam because of this link; make it worth my while
follow me for bad nerd jokes and yelling about computers
a mausoleum for all the code i've ever written, then abandoned
force me to blog more often, with dollars
just plain give me money. i don't know why you would do this