Ever since writing that one post about PHP, I’ve had a steady trickle of people ask me to write a similar post for other languages or platforms. The most common request by far is JavaScript.

Well, I’ve finally done it. Here you go: the horror story that is JavaScript.

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*ahem*

JavaScript is bad, too. Not real bad, but like, pretty bad.

You probably knew that already if you’re bothering to read this.

I could go into details, but you probably know those too, and anyway they don’t matter.

Because we’re stuck with it.

We’re all stuck with it.

Stuck with JavaScript.

Forever.

Happy Halloween…