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[blog] JavaScript: A Horror Story

Ever since writing that one post about PHP, I’ve had a steady trickle of people ask me to write a similar post for other languages or platforms. The most common request by far is JavaScript.

Well, I’ve finally done it. Here you go: the horror story that is JavaScript.


JavaScript is bad, too. Not real bad, but like, pretty bad.

You probably knew that already if you’re bothering to read this.

I could go into details, but you probably know those too, and anyway they don’t matter.

Because we’re stuck with it.

We’re all stuck with it.

Stuck with JavaScript.


Happy Halloween…

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(illus. by Rumwik)